Interrupted Dinner Part 2

         In a flash everything made sense as the tyrannosaurs wearing ushankas floated down in their parachutes.
         Mr. Reeves knew they had to be stopped.
         As Keanu leapt up and somehow changed into his leather black cape while doing so, he was beaten to the chase by a fist and a loud cry of "FALCON PUNCH!"
         Captain Falcon punched the tyrannosaur in the face with a breadstick. The tyrannosaur, outraged, belched in his face. Captain was hit with an avalanche of vodka burp-stench. He died.
         Keanu couldn't stand it. The lumbering monsters began demolishing the café on their mad hunt for vodka. Keanu donned his awesome shades and was struck with an idea. Feverishly he looked around – There! In a quick stride he reached the fat nerdy kid standing agape. Ripping the Pokéballs off the nerd's belt, Keanu turned to face the dreadful enemy.
         One of the tyrannosaurs glanced up from its search for vodka. Its beady reptilian eyes found the human in black and it growled menacingly.
         Keanu chucked a Pokéball. A Plusle sprang out with a happy grin on its adorable face. "Oh, screw it," muttered Keanu, "for this I'll need something much more powerful!"
         The Plusle disappeared under the foot of the charging Tyrannosaur with a wet crunch. At the same moment Keanu hurled the Pokéball with all his might.
         "Jason Statham, I choose you!" he cried, his scream melding with the fierce roar of the alcoholic dinosaur.
         The Pokéball burst open just as the T. rex bent its head to snap up Keanu, and –
                
                            To Be Continued.